Funny pancakes quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

  Commentary:
  🎳🥞 "Bowling and pancakes: where the strikes are just as elusive as the perfectly flipped pancake. It's all fun and games until reality hits you in the gutter. Keep rolling those balls and flipping those flapjacks – maybe one day you'll strike gold (or at least brunch)." 🎳🥞

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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  "Who needs pancakes when you can have waffle abs instead? 💪🥞 Just like that, breakfast becomes a workout routine! 😄💥 #WaffleGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your child's breakfast choice has turned your furniture into a breakfast buffet! 🥞🍁 Get ready to have a sticky situation on your hands (and probably your couch) for the next few days! Just remember, a pancake-scented home is the latest interior design trend 😉🛋️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

  Commentary:
  "Marriages are like pancakes – sounds delicious, right? 🥞 But hey, if the first one turns out a bit burnt, it's okay to toss it and try again! 😅 Who knew breakfast foods could provide such sage advice on relationships? #PancakesOverHeartbreaks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

  Commentary:
  "Kids are like pancakes 🥞 The first one is always a bit strange… It's the trial batch, you know, just trying to figure out the right temperature 😉👶"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

  Commentary:
  Ah, waffles – the ultimate syrup containment system disguised as a breakfast treat! 🥞🍁 Who knew that a few strategically placed boxes could make such a difference in the syrup-to-bite ratio? It's like a sweet, savory engineering masterpiece in every bite! 🧇🤣

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