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Funny patience quotes offer a humorous perspective on the art of waiting and enduring. ⏳😂 From witty observations about our struggles with patience to playful comments on the trials of being patient, these quotes bring a light-hearted touch to the challenge of staying calm. Embrace the comedy in patience and enjoy a chuckle as you navigate life’s waiting games! ⏳😂

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

3 months ago

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

3 months ago

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

3 months ago

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

3 months ago

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

3 months ago

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

3 months ago

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

3 months ago

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

3 months ago

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

3 months ago

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

3 months ago

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

3 months ago

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

3 months ago

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

3 months ago

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

3 months ago

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

3 months ago

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

3 months ago

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

3 months ago

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

3 months ago

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

3 months ago

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

3 months ago