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1 month ago
Share →: Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

Commentary:
"When he starts drawing diagrams for your 'what if the sun exploded tomorrow' question, you know you've found the one! 🚀🪐💕😄"
1 month ago
Share →: If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Commentary:
"Patience is key! Good things come to those who wait… and wait… and wait! 😅🔧⏳"
1 month ago
Share →: Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Commentary:
"Let's hope your dance moves are worth the wait! 🕺💃😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Commentary:
Looks like someone is brewing their revenge stew with a sprinkle of procrastination! ⏳⚔️ Better watch your back, their revenge might be slow-cooked but it's definitely coming your way! 🤣 #RevengeIsBestServedCold
3 months ago
Share →: After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'rebooting the face' process! Just like a computer needing a restart after a major glitch 😂💄💁‍♀️. Who knew mastering the art of perfecting a resting b***h face could be so time-consuming? 😏⏰ #BeautyStruggles"
3 months ago
Share →: Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Commentary:
Ah, the versatile hobby of fake smiling – a true masterpiece in the art of social interactions 😬🤐 Nothing like perfecting that "I'm totally listening" expression while mentally drafting your grocery list or plotting your escape route 🏃‍♂️💭 It's all about striking that delicate balance between looking engaged and suppressing the urge to scream internally 😂 #MasterOfDisguise #SocialSurvivalSkills
4 months ago
Share →: My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's last straw got an extension! Who knew they were offering upgrades in exasperation these days?"
4 months ago
Share →: Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Commentary:
"Marriage tip #1: Forget the fancy dinners and long walks on the beach, true love is revealed when the Wi-Fi signal is weak. If they can handle slow internet without losing their cool, they might just be a keeper! 💻💔"
4 months ago
Share →: Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Commentary:
"Tick tock, tick tock – here's to counting down the minutes, the hours, and the decades until that sweet freedom from work finally arrives. Hang in there, you're almost there… in a mere 6 hours, 45 minutes, and a whole lot of patience!"
4 months ago
Share →: God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Commentary:
"God, I know good things come to those who wait, but a little update on the shipping status of my soulmate wouldn't hurt, right? Just want to make sure they're not lost in transit!"