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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.
My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.
I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”
I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.
The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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4 months ago
Share →: My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's last straw got an extension! Who knew they were offering upgrades in exasperation these days?"
4 months ago
Share →: Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Commentary:
"Next time you're feeling low, just remember – you're the Michael Phelps of sperm! Keep swimming, champ!"
4 months ago
Share →: A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the humble sandwich could hold such transformative powers? Move over self-help books, it's time to seek enlightenment between two slices of bread!"
4 months ago
Share →: After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the magical age of 25, where you're basically just a stone's throw away from 30. It's like hitting the fast-forward button on life and realizing you're suddenly closer to retirement than you are to your college days. Time sure does fly when you're busy adulting, doesn't it?"
4 months ago
Share →: Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Commentary:
"Imagine getting into the most epic debate ever while brazenly wearing mismatched socks and slurping spaghetti 🍝! Talk about multitasking at its finest! 😂"
4 months ago
Share →: I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Commentary:
🤣 "Why rush through the day when you can already be mentally at the finish line, right? Starting the day with the end in mind is like skipping to the last page of a book – efficient and slightly rebellious. Here's to embracing the anticipation of bedtime before breakfast!" 😆🌙
4 months ago
Share →: Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old mystery of why our energy seems to clock out before the day does 🤔💤 It's like a classic case of day-time robbery! ⏰😂 Just remember, naptime is always a valid solution to this daylight dilemma! 💤😜"
4 months ago
Share →: You lose some, you lose some more.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, sometimes the lemonade stand is closed! 🍋😅 Keep losing until you find your misplaced luck! 🍀👎 #JustMyLuck"
5 months ago
Share →: The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Commentary:
Sip your tea, darling ☕️🌍 Just remember, chaos is a constant. So why not enjoy a cuppa amidst the madness? It's the small moments of tranquility that keep us sane in this wacky world! 😜 #TeaTimeCuresAll
5 months ago
Share →: They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Commentary:
"Maybe we can start a new reality TV show called 'Invasion of Privacy with [Your Name]' 🏠🕵️‍♂️ Who needs permission anyway, right? Just kidding! Please don't call the cops 😅 #HouseHunting"