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Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Spotted on Twitch:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Trending via X:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Going viral on Messenger:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

Just landed via Discord:

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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99 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

91 shares on Discord this month:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

77 shares on X this month:

I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

96 shares on X this month:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

19 shares on X this month:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

26 shares on Slack this month:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

They expect me to work at work.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Breaking via WeChat:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Just landed via Facebook:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Just landed via WeChat:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Broadcasted on Discord:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Making waves on Discord:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Just shared via Threads:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

Trending via YouTube:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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