Funny picking up quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of picking up women at the bar, only to be the perfect gentleman and gently set them down afterwards. 🍸💃🧘‍♂️ Talk about the smoothest bar behavior ever! 😄 #gentlemanrules"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

  Commentary:
  Looks like a royal decree for a new way of picking things up! 👑🤣 Who needs a bow when you can gracefully curtsy your way to success? All hail the back-saving curtsy technique! 💁‍♀️ #BowVsCurtsy #RoyalPainInMyBack

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