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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

You can’t spell disappointment without me.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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They should invent a day where it all works out.

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Just shared via Messenger:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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