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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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Going viral on Telegram:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Spotted on Messenger:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Trending via Pinterest:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Seen just now on X:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Spotted on Reddit:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Trending via WeChat:

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Spotted on Threads:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Reported on Facebook:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Trending via TikTok:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Making waves on Reddit:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Breaking via Threads:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

Going viral on Facebook:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Just shared via YouTube:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Trending via Twitch:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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