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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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Icarus loved hot wings.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Going viral on WeChat:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Trending via Pinterest:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Shared recently on Telegram:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Trending via YouTube:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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Freshly posted on X:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Freshly posted on X:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Shared recently on Discord:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Trending via Telegram:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Seen just now on Reddit:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Spotted on X:

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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