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Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,237

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Shared recently on Slack:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

Shared recently on WeChat:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Breaking via Twitch:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Just landed via Discord:

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Breaking via Instagram:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Trending via Telegram:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

Making waves on WeChat:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

89 shares on YouTube this month:

Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

25 shares on Slack this month:

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

44 shares on Discord this month:

My lips could use some attention today.

39 shares on Slack this month:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

64 shares on X this month:

Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,721

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Just shared via WeChat:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Spotted on YouTube:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Live now on Messenger:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Spotted on Facebook:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Live now on Facebook:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

Spotted on Twitch:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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