65 Funny preference quotes

• Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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  2 months ago

  9, coffee, comparison, expense, free, hit, humor, iced, iced latte, latte, luxury, never, office, preference, unfortunately

• Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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  2 months ago

  cheeseburger, choice, diet, eat, family, food, food choice, food preference, front, fruits, honesty, humor, humor quote, just, kids, knowing, life, means, parent, parent life, parenting, parenting struggle, preference, pretend, struggle, vegetables

• I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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  2 months ago

  adore, change, disappointment, disillusionment, hate, i, just, listening, music, musical, musical taste, personal, personal preference, preference, rapper, shift, taste, used

• I would prefer not to.

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  2 months ago

  humor, i, indifference, preference, procrastination, refusal

• I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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  2 months ago

  black, Black Eyed Peas, eyed, favorite, favorite part, feeling, got, humor, i, i’ve, I’ve Got a Feeling, just, lyric, mazel, Mazel Tov, music, music preference, peas, preference, sarcasm, say, song, tov, where

• I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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  2 months ago

  awakening, day, explain, food, humor, i, just, preference, quirky, randomness, surprise, taste, unexpected, wake, works

• You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, annoying, entertainment, essay, humor, incorrect, irony, preference, realization, realize, something, video, video essay, YouTube

• At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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  2 months ago

  admit, guilty, guilty pleasure, honesty, humor, i, irony, just, music, music taste, need, personal, personal preference, pleasure, point, preference, relatable, self-awareness, taste

• I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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  2 months ago

  call, communication, hate, humor, i, people, personal, personal preference, phone, preference, sarcasm, technology

• I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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  2 months ago

  computer, computer usage, dark, dark mode, digital, digital lifestyle, humor, lifestyle, mode, much, physically, preference, screen, screen preference, screens, tech, tech humor, ui, UI preference, usage, used, white, white screen

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