Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

37 Funny preference quotes

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

3 months ago

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

3 months ago

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

3 months ago

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

3 months ago

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

3 months ago

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

3 months ago

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

3 months ago

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

3 months ago

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

3 months ago

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

3 months ago

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

3 months ago

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

3 months ago

My favorite color is money.

3 months ago

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

3 months ago

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

3 months ago

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

3 months ago

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

3 months ago