46 Funny preference quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs steamy when you can have anxiety-inducing? 😂☕️ It's all about finding that perfect balance…of caffeine and chaos! 💁‍♀️ #CoffeeLoversAnonymous"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, being skinny is great and all, but have you ever experienced the sheer joy of sinking your teeth into a crispy golden chicken nugget? 🍗😋 Sometimes, the deliciousness of fried goodness outweighs the desire for a slim waistline. So, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds – enjoy those chicken nuggets guilt-free! 💁‍♀️🍟"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Fries, not lies.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks: Fries 🍟 are always a better option than lies! Stay crispy, stay truthful! 🤥🚫😋"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I like my bed more than I like most people.

  Commentary:
  "Who can blame you? Your bed never interrupts your sleep to borrow money or ask for a favor! It's always there for you, providing comfort and support without any drama. That's true love right there!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rebellious dairy connoisseur! Who needs clarified butter when you can have a moody and complex relationship with your dairy products? Let the butter be troubled and the milk be confused – it's all part of the drama in the dairy aisle!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I guess this person is ready to trade in their human problems for eight tentacles worth of multitasking skills! Who needs arms when you can have tentacles, right? Watch out, world, here comes the future octopus graduate – just be sure to give them a hand… or eight!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

  Commentary:
  "I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference. 🤣⛰️ Who needs a specific hill when you're ready to go all in on any plot of land? Flexibility at its finest! 💪 #HillLover #NoHillPreference"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that a simple bowl of cereal could have a curfew and a taste preference? 🌙🥣 Forget breakfast for dinner, it's all about midnight munchies in cereal town! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs flowers when you can have a bouquet of delicious KitKats instead? 🍫🌸 Pro-tip: Chocolate > Petals any day! #SweetToothGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs cream and sugar when you can save those calories for the real party?! 🍸☕️ #priorities"

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