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6 months ago
Share →: If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

Commentary:
"If I was a weather man, I'd have a radar for beauty and a forecast for charm! ☀️💁‍♂️ Who needs Doppler when you can dazzle with data and charm with charm? 😉🌦️ #WeatherFlirting"
6 months ago
Share →: My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Commentary:
"Oh the irony! 🤣 Training others when you yourself are unsure of what you're doing sounds like a recipe for office comedy! 🤷‍♂️ Who knows, maybe your boss thinks your incompetence adds a special 'charm' to the training sessions! 😄 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
6 months ago
Share →: According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Commentary:
🎅🏼🎁 Looks like my kids have mistaken me for Santa 🤶🏼💰 Who knew fulfilling their Christmas wishes came with such a hefty price tag! 😂👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingPerks
6 months ago
Share →: One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless dad skill of airport speed-walking, leading the family caravan to victory one step at a time! 🚶‍♂️💨 It's not a race, but hey, winning never hurts! 😄 #DadGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Commentary:
"Wine shopping: where grape variety takes a back seat to label aesthetics 🍇💁‍♂️ Who can resist a bottle that looks as good as it tastes? Beauty truly is in the eye of the wine holder! 🍷✨ #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Commentary:
Looks like someone took "digesting information" a bit too literally! 📝🍴🤓 Who knew passing a test could involve actual consumption? Let's hope the brain food pays off with an A+ in the end! 🤞🏆😂
6 months ago
Share →: I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Commentary:
"When the restaurant menu becomes your arch-nemesis, you know you've reached a certain age 😂🔍 Embrace the reading glasses and keep 'looking pretty okay'! 👓💁"
6 months ago
Share →: Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Commentary:
"Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic that Kanye's name has 'yay' in it, yet he seems to be running low on the 'yay' vibes? 🤔 Maybe he just needs a little more 'yay' in his life! 🎉"
6 months ago
Share →: Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Commentary:
"Ah, the glorious invention of noise-canceling headphones – a true game changer for parents everywhere dodging those questionable music recitals at home. 🎧🎶 It's like hitting the mute button on your kid's musical ambitions while still looking like a supportive parent! 😂 #ParentingHack"