Commentary:
"Looks like someone went from fergalicious to fergusting real quick! 🤢 Maybe a little ferga-recharging is in order! 💁♂️ #NotFeelingFergaliciousToday"
95 Funny pretty quotes
It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.
Commentary:
"Indeed, the 'i' right smack in the center of 'hurricane' seems to indicate it's all about 'me, myself, and I' causing chaos! 🌪️🤣"
Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.
Commentary:
Oh, so it's news that bands release songs? 🤷♂️ Next they'll be surprising us with concerts and albums! 🎶😂 It's a tough life being a rockstar, always keeping us on our toes with those unexpected songs! 🎸🎤 #BandLife
If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.
Commentary:
"If I was a weather man, I'd have a radar for beauty and a forecast for charm! ☀️💁♂️ Who needs Doppler when you can dazzle with data and charm with charm? 😉🌦️ #WeatherFlirting"
My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.
Commentary:
"Oh the irony! 🤣 Training others when you yourself are unsure of what you're doing sounds like a recipe for office comedy! 🤷♂️ Who knows, maybe your boss thinks your incompetence adds a special 'charm' to the training sessions! 😄 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.
Commentary:
🎅🏼🎁 Looks like my kids have mistaken me for Santa 🤶🏼💰 Who knew fulfilling their Christmas wishes came with such a hefty price tag! 😂👨👩👧👦 #ParentingPerks
One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.
Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless dad skill of airport speed-walking, leading the family caravan to victory one step at a time! 🚶♂️💨 It's not a race, but hey, winning never hurts! 😄 #DadGoals"
Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”
Commentary:
"Wine shopping: where grape variety takes a back seat to label aesthetics 🍇💁♂️ Who can resist a bottle that looks as good as it tastes? Beauty truly is in the eye of the wine holder! 🍷✨ #Priorities"
I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.
Commentary:
Looks like someone took "digesting information" a bit too literally! 📝🍴🤓 Who knew passing a test could involve actual consumption? Let's hope the brain food pays off with an A+ in the end! 🤞🏆😂
I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.
Commentary:
"When the restaurant menu becomes your arch-nemesis, you know you've reached a certain age 😂🔍 Embrace the reading glasses and keep 'looking pretty okay'! 👓💁"