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Funny prevention quotes

Funny prevention quotes bring a laugh 😄 while reminding us to stay safe and smart! Whether it’s avoiding spills, mishaps, or everyday oops moments, these witty lines make prevention feel less like a chore and more like a clever life hack 🛡️✨. Ready to giggle your way to better habits? Let’s dive into some humor that keeps trouble at bay—with a smile! 😂🚫

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Posted onFeb 17, 2025Feb 17, 2025

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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