When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone's had their fair share of inspo-overload! 🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Just imagine a herd of motivational quotes marching in through the window… Yikes! 🔒🚪 #SafetyFirst"

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots.

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Commentary:
"Prevent more idiots with your extensive condom collection – the world thanks you! 🌍🚫🤡 #NoMoreIdiots"