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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.
3 months ago
Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.
3 months ago
You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.
3 months ago
Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.
3 months ago