Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Commentary:
"Airport security really knows how to spot the most unusual things! 🤑💸 Maybe they should start investigating the price tags instead of the travelers! 😆✈️ #AirportRipoff"

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days when stepping on a Lego was painful but affordable! 💸😂 Maybe we need a 'nostalgia discount' for parents braving the Lego pricing battle today. 💰🧱 #BringBackCheapLegos"

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Commentary:
"Remember, when playing the online shopping game, speed is key! 🏃‍♂️💨 Otherwise, your neighbor might beat you to the prize! 🎁😂 #RaceToTheDoorstep"

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Commentary:
"Seriously, Lego should come with a money-back guarantee that buying them helps fund a cure for child cancer! 💸🤔 Maybe they're made of magic bricks that hold the secret to ending all diseases! ✨🤞 Or maybe they just know we'll pay anything for those satisfying 'click' sounds. 🧱💰#LegoForACause"