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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Jan 30, 2026

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Jan 28, 2026

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Jan 28, 2026

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Jan 22, 2026

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Jan 22, 2026

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Jan 22, 2026

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Jan 20, 2026

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

Jan 19, 2026

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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