Funny print quotes

• Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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  9 hours ago

  bro, conversation, finance, finance bro, humor, money, print, print money, ragebait, start, why

• “You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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  1 day ago

  allowed, fine, fine print, Friday, grumpy, humor, mood, print, rule, somewhere, weekend

• You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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  2 months ago

  chaos, day, expectation, fast, frustration, humor, office, print, real, reality, technology

• You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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  2 months ago

  age, asking, changes, eyesight, getting, getting older, humor, instructions, keep, know, life, life changes, older, print, small, small print

• A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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  2 months ago

  again, bring, convenience, frustration, house, humor, i, leave, need, next, print, printer, service, tech, thing, where, working, year

• Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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  2 months ago

  conversation, frustration, humor, i, joke, me, print, printer, show, sounds, sure, technology

• If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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  2 months ago

  ever, friends, humor, i, me, milk, missing, picture, print, wine

• Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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  2 months ago

  communication, death, devastating, effect, having, humor, irony, media, note, notes, print, print media, producers, ransom, ransom note, satire, thing, traditional, traditional media, worst

• You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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  3 months ago

  boys, ceiling, chaos, family, family life, father, humor, know, life, parenting, print, shoe, shoe print, teen

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