Funny print quotes

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Me, to the printer: "Hey, could you print this out for me?" Printer: "Sure, but first I'll show you all the sounds I can make."

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025