Funny print quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of modern technology – where a simple printing task has the power to turn your day from 'picture-perfect' to 'paper jammed' in a matter of seconds. It's like the universe's way of reminding us that even in the digital age, there's always room for a little chaos and frustration. Who knew a printer could have such a knack for bringing us back down to Earth?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of aging – where squinting at tiny instructions becomes a daily workout for the eyes! 👵🔍 Who knew that deciphering minuscule print could become a major challenge in the quest for wisdom and experience? Embrace the magnifying glass, my friend – it's the must-have accessory for the seasoned connoisseur of life's fine print! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 #AgingGracefully

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive Print-on-Demand House Service! The printer whisperer in action – providing on-demand printing magic for that ONE crucial piece of paper. 🖨️💫 Just don't forget to give the printer a farewell pat for a job well done until next year! 🤣 #Printaholic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

  Commentary:
  🖨️ "Oh, printer, the real MVP of the office, showing off its vocal talents before getting down to business! 🤣 Who knew a printer could be so cheeky and full of surprises? It's like a mini concert before each print job! 🎶 Just when you thought printing was a quiet affair, the printer proves it's got its own set of tunes to jam to. Rock on, printer, rock on! 🤘"

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  Jan 25, 2025

  Share →: If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

  Commentary:
  "If I vanish into thin air, just slap my face on some wine bottles 🍷 My friends will be more inclined to go searching in the vineyards than in the dairy aisle! Who needs a missing persons alert when you have a grape escape plan 😉 #WineNotFindMe"

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  Jan 25, 2025

  Share →: Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like even criminals are feeling the heat from the digital age! 📰💻 Imagine the struggle of trying to cut and paste your handwritten demands when everyone is switching to text messages and emails. Looks like ransom notes are going virtual too! #OldSchoolCrimeGoneDigital 🕵️‍♂️💻

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic shoe print on the ceiling dilemma, a rite of passage for all fathers of teen boys! 👟🚀 It's the ultimate test of parental composure – when you see a shoe print soaring above you and simply think, "Ah, just another day in the life of raising teens." 😂🕺 #TeenBoyLife #GravityDefyingFootwear

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