Funny quotes public

35 Funny public quotes

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

2 weeks ago

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

2 weeks ago

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

2 weeks ago

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

2 weeks ago

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

2 weeks ago

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

1 month ago

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

2 months ago

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

3 months ago

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

3 months ago

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

3 months ago

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

3 months ago

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

3 months ago

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

3 months ago

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

3 months ago

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

3 months ago

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

3 months ago

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

3 months ago

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

3 months ago

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

3 months ago

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

3 months ago