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30 Funny public quotes

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025