50 Funny public quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

  Commentary:
  Trying to Shazam a song in a crowded place: just casually performing my one-man band audition over here! 🎶🔨🤦‍♂️

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

  Commentary:
  Trying to stay on track with my sock secrets! 🚆🧦🤫

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  3 days ago

  Share →: If you see me in public, it’s AI.

  Commentary:
  Must be true, because my social battery runs on 1% 🪫🤖

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

  Commentary:
  Imagine a world where silence is golden and shushing librarians are the fierce protectors of peace 🦸‍♀️🤫… next stop, silent coffee shops? ☕📚

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

  Commentary:
  When you accidentally become a mime because your social anxiety is like, "Nah, we’re good." 🤐😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

  Commentary:
  "Because maybe my off-key mime is the next viral dance move! 🎧🎤🕺😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

  Commentary:
  "Those two people are the real bravehearts of clap wars! 👐😂👏"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

  Commentary:
  "Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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  Commentary:
  "Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"

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