64 Funny public quotes

• I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

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  11 hours ago

  annoyance, call, communication, etiquette, i, miss, nostalgia, people, phone, phone call, public, speakerphone, talk

• I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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  4 weeks ago

  birth, date, date of birth, exactly, health, hear, humor, i, information, just, lack, line, love, me, name, personal, personal information, pharmacy, pharmacy line, privacy, public, shouting, standing, world, wrong

• People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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  1 month ago

  apartment, apartment window, Christmas, Christmas tree, decoration, display, face, gratitude, holiday, holiday humor, humor, people, public, public display, put, service, street, thank, thank you, tree, trees, window, Windows

• Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, big, bonk, comparison, feels, funny comparison, hammer, head, moment, music, music recognition, public, recognition, same, Shazam, song, taking, yourself

• Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, embarrassment, hole, knows, nobody, place, public, public place, secret, sock, station, train, train station

• If you see me in public, it’s AI.

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  2 months ago

  AI, humor, identity, joke, me, public, technology

• Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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  2 months ago

  allowed, communication, control, etiquette, good, humor, keep, library, need, noise, noise control, number, people, places, public, public space, silence, social, social etiquette, space, start, talk, talking, where, working

• Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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  2 months ago

  annoying, anxiety, being, chest, chest pain, discomfort, fear, i, me, need, nervousness, pain, public, public speaking, shy, shyness, speak, speaking, why

• Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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  2 months ago

  activity, behavior, fun, fun activity, headphones, humor, lyrics, mouthing, normalize, public, singing, social, social behavior, song

• They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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  2 months ago

  art, friend, funny idea, humor, idea, jeff, park, people, public, public art, regular, regular people, should, statue, through, walking

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