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- There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.
- Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.
- Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
- Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.
- They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.
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Share →: I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.
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- They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.
- Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.
- IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”
- When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.
- I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.
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