42 Funny public quotes

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  6 days ago

  View →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.
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  1 month ago

  View →: When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
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  2 months ago

  View →: When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.
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  2 months ago

  View →: “Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Speaker phone in public should be illegal.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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