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Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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Fries, not lies.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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