16 Funny raise quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

1 month ago1 month ago

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

2 months ago2 months ago

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

2 months ago2 months ago

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

2 months ago2 months ago

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Jan 28, 2025

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Jan 28, 2025

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Jan 27, 2025

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Jan 26, 2025

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Jan 26, 2025

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Jan 25, 2025

Wolves should really raise more people.

Jan 24, 2025

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Jan 24, 2025

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Jan 21, 2025

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Jan 21, 2025