21 Funny raise quotes

• Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.

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  6 days ago

  blink, blinking, boss, communication, funny gesture, gesture, humor, i, knows, raise, slow, slow blink, want, workplace

• My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

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  6 days ago

  before, boss, coffee, coffee shop, complaint, denied, hear, humor, me, music, never, raise, shift, shop, today, wanted, work

• I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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  6 days ago

  agree, Christmas, commentary, employee, employees, feel, ghost, ghosts, holiday, holiday season, humor, i, important, meaning, middle, night, pay, pay raise, people, person, raise, remind, rich, rich person, season, social, social commentary, true

• If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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  6 days ago

  0.002K, anyone, awareness, exercise, fundraiser, humor, joke, laziness, me, motivation, raise, running, sponsor, wants, weekend

• How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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  7 days ago

  eyebrow, eyebrow raise, eyebrows, greet, greeting, humor, i, interaction, laziness, lazy, people, raise, raising, social, social interaction

• My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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  1 week ago

  family, fool, humor, mom, never, personality, psycho, raise

• Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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  1 week ago

  awareness, forget, humor, laundry, me, mishap, people, pink, raise, red, today, washing, white

• Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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  1 week ago

  family, fool, humor, i, mama, own, raise, responsibility, self-deprecation, turned

• I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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  2 weeks ago

  dosage, health, humor, i, irony, meds, mental, mental health, positivity, raise, still

• My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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  2 weeks ago

  burnout, expectations, humor, mama, mediocrity, perfectionist, quitter, raise, raised, self-criticism, sometimes, struggle

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