Funny quotes raise

11 Funny raise quotes

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

2 months ago

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

3 months ago

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

3 months ago

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

3 months ago

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

3 months ago

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

3 months ago

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

3 months ago

Wolves should really raise more people.

3 months ago

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

3 months ago

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

3 months ago

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

3 months ago