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Brows up, communication up! ππ #LazinessLevel: Expert
17 Funny raise quotes
My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.
Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.
Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.
I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.
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My mama didnβt raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.
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Well, it seems like your mama unintentionally planted the seeds of irony in your garden of ambition! π±π₯ Sometimes striving for perfection can feel like sprinting in quicksand, right? πββοΈπ¨ But hey, settling for mediocrity is just another fancy term for "making peace with imperfection"! ππ Don't worry, your mama's still proud – she just has a unique way of showing it! π
If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.
My parents didnβt raise me to be rude, I had to practice.
Raise your hand if youβve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didnβt call 911.
