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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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76 Funny reading quotes

Funny reading quotes bring a delightful twist to our love for books and literature! 📚😂 From humorous takes on the joys and quirks of reading to witty observations about bookish habits, these quotes capture the lighter side of the literary world. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun of getting lost in a good book with these amusing reflections! 😄📖

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5 days ago
Share →: I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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This menu is like a scroll of delicious life goals! 😋📜
5 days ago
Share →: Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Commentary:
When you realize your bookshelf has more TBR than books you've actually read 📚🤔 #BookCollectorInDisguise
6 days ago
Share →: “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Commentary:
Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻
1 week ago
Share →: I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Commentary:
When your face leaks spoilers even before your brain hits pause 😅🤐📺
1 week ago
Share →: Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions… Looks like my to-do list just got a plot twist! 📚🍕🧽 #Priorities"
1 week ago
Share →: I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Commentary:
"Looks like the room is in desperate need of plot twists and a better script! 🎭🤔😂"
1 week ago
Share →: This book ain’t got no pictures.

Commentary:
"When you flip through the pages, hoping for a pop-up surprise and get nothing but words 😅📚 #ImaginationIsKey"
1 week ago
Share →: It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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"Ah yes, the secret to being a writer: just wing it and let auto-correct do the thinking! 📚🧠✍️😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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"I'd be a serious 'page earner' with that gig! 📚💸😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Commentary:
"Adding to my 'Books I Plan to Read When I Live to 300' collection! 📚😅🤣 #BookwormProblems"

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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