113 Funny reading quotes

Funny reading quotes bring a delightful twist to our love for books and literature! 📚😂 From humorous takes on the joys and quirks of reading to witty observations about bookish habits, these quotes capture the lighter side of the literary world. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun of getting lost in a good book with these amusing reflections! 😄📖

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Finishing the internet is a great warm-up for tackling those never-ending book stacks! 📚😂🔍

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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So you're at the age where knowing tomorrow's weather is more exciting than tomorrow's party forecast? 🌦️📰😂

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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Just checked, and yep, I'm a pretzel now! 🥨🤪

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Looks like your plot thickens more than the actual books 📚😂

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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When you misread 'misread,' did you actually reread the misread, or is it a misreading misread? 🤔📚😂

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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Looks like the shopping list got a condiment-ary makeover! 🛒📝🍅

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Trying to figure out if you're hot off the press or just literarily impressive! 📚😂

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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Obstacles are just life’s way of asking if you're on the right page yet 📚😜🚧

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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Sounds like the perfect audio book for "Peace and Quiet". 🎙️😂📚

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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Sounds like a cozy summer transformation! Who needs a tan when you can have a comforter tan? 🛌📚☕️#RotGirlSummer