64 Funny reading quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

  Commentary:
  "Why let AI play telephone with my emails? 😂🤖📧 #ICanReadMyself"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

  Commentary:
  "Swapping TikTok for e-books like it's a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

  Commentary:
  "When you pick up the 'snooze-inducer,' but the plot twists have other plans! 📚😂😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

  Commentary:
  That pun just bugged me in the best way 🐜🇮🇹💘

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone was caught trying to improve their IQ through bumper stickers, only to realize it backfired! 🤓🚗 "I brake for knowledge" may not have been the wisest choice after all! 😆🤦‍♂️ #BumperStickerStruggles

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a kindred spirit indeed! Not everyone has the finesse to appreciate the art of shushing like a librarian. It's a rare talent, like a quiet symphony conductor orchestrating silence in the most eloquent way possible. So, let us all take a moment of hushed reverence for these masters of the 'shh'."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the key to a stress-free life was to simply revert back to Kindergarten? No bills, no responsibilities, just pure bliss of naps and snacks. Sign me up for the Kindergarten life ASAP!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, reading the dictionary is like unlocking the secret cheat codes to language. It's the ultimate literary remix album, where words are the beats and definitions are the lyrics. So, next time you're reading a book, just remember – you're basically jamming out to the greatest hits of the dictionary!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 9-to-5 job when you can reign over your domain of unread books in your literary fortress? 🏰📚 Just call me the King/Queen of Procrastination! 👑😂 #BroodingGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive level of boredom where even bookworms refuse to seek refuge in the written word! 📚😂 Looks like we've reached peak boredom, folks. Time to shake things up!"

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