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Funny reading quotes

Nov 15
Share →: There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.
Oct 12
Share →: People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.
Sep 28
Share →: Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.
Sep 22
Share →: I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.
Sep 22
Share →: Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.
Sep 22
Share →: My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.
Sep 22
Share →: Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
Sep 22
Share →: Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.