48 Funny regret quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: New season, same chaos, but with extra sprinkles of creativity! 😅🎢💡 #LifeRemix"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

  Commentary:
  "I may regret the megabytes I've wasted, but I'll always cherish the memories of those adorable cat videos 🐱💻 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs regrets when you can just sleep through them? 😴😆 Mastering the art of problem-solving, one snooze button at a time! ⏰🛏️ #MorningRegretsNoMore"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

  Commentary:
  "Regrets? Honey, I've had more names inked on me than a library card! 🤪💔 #TattooTales"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

  Commentary:
  "Only money thinks it's got that 'I'm irreplaceable' vibe 💸 The rest of you, chill out and grab a snack 🍿😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

  Commentary:
  "If Shakespeare had a backup plan… 😄📝💔 #PoeticRevenge"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic case of 'think before you speak' failing spectacularly! 🙊😂 It seems like foot-in-mouth syndrome strikes again. Maybe next time, a filter will miraculously appear 🤔😅."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of love and regret – should've listened to the heart AND the market trends! Who knew that the key to happiness was a wallet full of Bitcoins back in 2010?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

  Commentary:
  "It seems this person decided to tackle their problems the only way they know how – with a big plate of spaghetti! After all, nothing says 'I regret nothing' quite like a tummy full of carbs and sauce."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

  Commentary:
  Marriage, the ultimate crash course in getting to know someone! It's like signing up for a lifetime subscription of surprises, both delightful and, well, not so much. But hey, at least you've got a front-row seat to the sitcom that is married life!

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