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67 Funny regret quotes

Funny regret quotes 😂 are the perfect way to laugh at life’s little oops moments and embrace our imperfect journeys! From quirky missteps to hilarious hindsight, these witty sayings remind us that not all regrets need to be taken seriously 🤪. Dive into a world where blunders become punchlines, and mistakes are just another reason to giggle! Whether you’re looking to lighten up your day or share a chuckle with friends, these quotes offer a humorous twist on regret 🌀.

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

2 months ago2 months ago

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

3 months ago3 months ago

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

3 months ago3 months ago

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

3 months ago3 months ago

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

3 months ago3 months ago

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

4 months ago4 months ago

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

4 months ago4 months ago

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

4 months ago4 months ago

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

4 months ago4 months ago

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

4 months ago4 months ago

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

4 months ago4 months ago

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

5 months ago5 months ago

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

5 months ago5 months ago

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

6 months ago

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

6 months ago

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

6 months ago

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

6 months ago

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Feb 25, 2025

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Feb 25, 2025