75 Funny regret quotes

• I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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  4 days ago

  account, after, bank, bank account, checking, finance, fun, good, hate, having, humor, i, money, regret, spending, time

• Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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  4 days ago

  20, again, age, birthday, humor, i, know, nostalgia, reflection, regret, time, wisdom, youth

• Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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  5 days ago

  brain, communication, hate, honesty, humor, impulsiveness, keep, mouth, quiet, regret, self-control, something, speech, trying

• Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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  5 days ago

  after, better, communication, humor, i, irony, left, mistake, realize, regret, say, saying, silence, things, thoughts, unsaid

• My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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  5 days ago

  going, health, humor, joke, mental, mental health, preoccupation, regret, revenge, sarcasm, therapist, therapy

• Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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  5 days ago

  addiction, alcohol, cycle, drinking, humor, recovery, regret, repeat, self-awareness, vicious, vicious cycle

• I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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  5 days ago

  after, before, comedy, honesty, humor, i, impulsiveness, late, late night, life, night, personality, reflection, regret, rest, said, say, self-awareness, speech, think

• “Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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  5 days ago

  age, dumbest, ever, humor, i, life, life stage, nostalgia, older, regret, said, stage, thing, wait, wisdom, youth

• Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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  5 days ago

  bedtime, before, earlier, every, humor, i, morning, night, procrastination, regret, sleep, wake up, why

• No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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  6 days ago

  exercise, flashback, flashbacks, gym, humor, i, just, let, letting, letting slide, motivation, pre-workout, procrastination, regret, slide, stuff

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