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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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Share →: When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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Ah, the classic "I don't want a relationship right now" line – the unspoken message: "at least not with you." 🙊 It's the modern dating equivalent of saying, "It's not you, it's me" with a subtle twist. Who knew silence could be so loud? 😅 Remember, it's all about reading between the lines… or in this case, the silence! 🤔🔇
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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"Sorry boys, but my heart is like a GPS – it's already set on a destination that doesn't involve a U-turn! 🚫👀😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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🤷‍♂️ When "ew no" meets the professional world, things can get a little tricky! 🙈 Apparently, not all bosses speak the language of "ew no" fluently. Time to brush up on those communication skills, or just stick to the good ol' eye roll and heavy sigh combo. 😉 #ProfessionalCommunicationFail

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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