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142 Funny relationships quotes

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don't.

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Funny Quotes Mar 16, 2025

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025