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Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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Breaking via Facebook:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Seen just now on WeChat:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Going bananas on Discord:

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

Trending via Threads:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

Just shared via Snapchat:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Breaking via Slack:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

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74 shares on Telegram this month:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

35 shares on X this month:

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

83 shares on Threads this month:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

53 shares on Slack this month:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Trending via LinkedIn:

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Going viral on Threads:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Just landed via Threads:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Broadcasted on X:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Just landed via Instagram:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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