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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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At what age do I delete Snapchat?

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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Breaking via Threads:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Just shared via Instagram:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

Just shared via Facebook:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Making waves on Twitch:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Just landed via Telegram:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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187 Funny relationships quotes

Funny relationship quotes are all about the ups and downs that come with being in a couple! 😆💑 Whether it’s dealing with misunderstandings, playful banter, or realizing how much you’ve changed for each other, these quotes remind us that relationships are full of funny moments. After all, love might be serious, but laughter is what keeps it fun! 😂❤️🗣️

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3 days ago
Share →: Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Commentary:
When "anything" includes doing dishes, men suddenly develop spontaneous selective hearing 😂🙉🍽️
6 days ago
Share →: Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Commentary:
Guess I'll save my greatest love for karaoke night! 🎤😂
6 days ago
Share →: The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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Talk about a 50 shades of grey matter situation 😂🧠❤️
6 days ago
Share →: If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Commentary:
Wow, who knew confidence could be booked in advance? 🚗🍽️😂
7 days ago
Share →: First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Ah, love: nature’s way of keeping therapists employed 😂🦋🛋️
1 week ago
Share →: Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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That's one way to prove love doesn't hurt! 😂❤️🌀
1 week ago
Share →: Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Commentary:
Sibling love: when "I got your back" becomes "I got your back because I pushed you out of the way first!" 😂🤷‍♂️👫
1 week ago
Share →: I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Commentary:
Looks like I'm packing emotional baggage 🚚😅✈️
1 week ago
Share →: I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Commentary:
"Guess my skills have a permanent follow status! 😎🚫😂 #Winning"
1 week ago
Share →: The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Commentary:
"When you're single, you become a professional bed explorer—navigating from the 'Great Left Hills' to the 'Middle Valley' and ending at the 'Right Coast' every night! 😂🛏️🌍"

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Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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I need a break from me.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

Making waves on Threads:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Going viral on Snapchat:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Trending via Pinterest:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Breaking via TikTok:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Spotted on Slack:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Spotted on Reddit:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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