195 Funny relationships quotes

• Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

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• The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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  12 hours ago

  being, cheating, dating, days, humor, infidelity, know, problem, relationship, relationships, trust

• That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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  16 hours ago

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• Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

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  18 hours ago

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• Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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  1 day ago

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• I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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  2 days ago

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• Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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  2 days ago

  change, dating, girlfriend, money, perspective, relationship, relationships, whole

• I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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  2 days ago

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• Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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  2 days ago

  anything, disappointment, do nothing, humor, i, men, nothing, promises, relationships

• Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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  2 days ago

  always, breakup, comedy, emotional, houston, humor, i, independence, just, love, loved, mean, point, relationships, sarcasm, whitney, Whitney Houston

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