Funny quotes relationships

144 Funny relationships quotes

Men make it so easy to hate them.

1 week ago

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

2 weeks ago

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

3 weeks ago

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

1 month ago

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

1 month ago

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

1 month ago

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

1 month ago

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

2 months ago

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

2 months ago

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

3 months ago

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

3 months ago

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

3 months ago

Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

3 months ago

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

3 months ago

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

3 months ago

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

3 months ago

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

3 months ago

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

3 months ago

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

3 months ago

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

3 months ago