Commentary:
Ah, sending mixed signals is like trying to speak a foreign language without knowing the basics! 🤷♂️ It's a real head-scratcher for sure! 🤔 Just stick to one signal at a time, folks! 😄 #LostInTranslation
Commentary:
"Life's little plot twist: when you extend the benefit of the doubt, it comes back bouncing with a bucketful of doubt! 🔄🤔 Don't worry, it's just the universe showing its sense of humor! #Murphy'sLaw"
Commentary:
"Men: the true masters of causing chaos and confusion, yet somehow managing to stay relevant in the digital age 🕵️♂️📱 #GhostedYetLiked"
Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.
Commentary:
"Why do people think it's okay to ask why a person is single? I don't ask why you're unhappily married. 🤷♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥"
Commentary:
"Looks like they expected you to just carry that knife around as a fashion accessory! 🔪😂 Who knew cutting ties could be so literal? Snip, snip! ✂️ #Savage"
Commentary:
"Family Guy truly pushes the boundaries of surrealism – where else would you find humans falling for a talking dog? 🐶❤️ It's a love story for the ages, or should we say for the 'paws'! 🤪 #FamilyGuyFun"
Commentary:
"Who needs drama when you have solitude as your trusty sidekick? 🕶️ Sometimes it's better to be the lone wolf than to run with the pack… especially if the pack is full of drama llamas! 🦙 #unpopularbutunbothered"
Commentary:
"Plot twist: my worst enemy is actually my own reflection. 🤷♂️🤣 #SelfHateGameStrong"
Commentary:
"Remember folks, karma has a fantastic memory and she always collects her debts! 😏💸 Treat others kindly, unless you enjoy being on the receiving end of her payback plan! 🔮😜"
I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.
Commentary:
"Being a woman is tough enough without adding unnecessary meanness to the mix! 🙅♀️ Let's lift each other up, ladies! 💪 Unless you're mean, then maybe take a nap or something. 😜"