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Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic
195 Funny relationships quotes
I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.
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Trying to make relationships easy? You must have entered the universe on cheat mode 😂🛸💕
Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.
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Sounds like my life needs a "No Vacancy" sign for unexpected visitors 😂🚫🏠
Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.
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"Seems like we've all been reading the relationship handbook upside down 😂🤦♀️📚"
Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.
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Love is easy when your partner isn't an unsolvable riddle 😜💞🧩
The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.
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Love triangles are so last year; now it's more like a love hexagon! 🤔🔍❤️
That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.
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When your life's a work in progress but you're still waiting for the patch update 😂🚧 #RelationshipPatchNotes
Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.
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A man posting relationship pics? That's like spotting a unicorn in the wild! 🦄📸
Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.
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Trying to balance this awkward game of peekaboo: hide from the exes 👀, but find the future ones 😉!
I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!
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Sounds like the secret recipe for a successful life: less drama, more pajamas! 😴💼✨