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172 Funny relationships quotes
Funny relationship quotes are all about the ups and downs that come with being in a couple! 😆💑 Whether it’s dealing with misunderstandings, playful banter, or realizing how much you’ve changed for each other, these quotes remind us that relationships are full of funny moments. After all, love might be serious, but laughter is what keeps it fun! 😂❤️🗣️
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- Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.
- They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.
- No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.
- Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.
- Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.
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"When your heart cries 'G' but your last romance screamed 'LOL' 🤷♂️💔😂 #SingleAndGangsta" -
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"Men: 'I want you!' Me: 'To bring snacks and watch me binge-watch Netflix?' 😅🍿📺 #Priorities" -
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"Looks like I need to start a campaign to recruit more likeable humans! 😅🤔 #LimitedSupply #CastingCall"
Top Funny Relationships Quotes 🔥
- I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.
- In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.
- My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.
- As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.
- Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.
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