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When you realize true love can come with dinner reservations and no split checks 😂💸❤️
195 Funny relationships quotes
I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.
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Butterflies in the stomach are overrated anyway—roach vibes keep you grounded! 🦋➡️🪳😅
Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.
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When "anything" includes doing dishes, men suddenly develop spontaneous selective hearing 😂🙉🍽️
Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.
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Guess I'll save my greatest love for karaoke night! 🎤😂
The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.
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Talk about a 50 shades of grey matter situation 😂🧠❤️
If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”
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Wow, who knew confidence could be booked in advance? 🚗🍽️😂
Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.
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That's one way to prove love doesn't hurt! 😂❤️🌀
Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.
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Sibling love: when "I got your back" becomes "I got your back because I pushed you out of the way first!" 😂🤷♂️👫
I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.
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Looks like I'm packing emotional baggage 🚚😅✈️
I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.
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"Guess my skills have a permanent follow status! 😎🚫😂 #Winning"