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Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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Trending via YouTube:

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Going viral on WeChat:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Just shared via WeChat:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Trending via Twitch:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Live now on Snapchat:

Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

Shared recently on Twitch:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Trending via Messenger:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Spotted on Pinterest:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Going viral on WeChat:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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