Funny quotes revenge

13 Funny revenge quotes

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025