36 Funny revenge quotes — Wordgag ツ

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

1 month ago1 month ago

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

2 months ago2 months ago

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

2 months ago2 months ago

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

2 months ago2 months ago

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

2 months ago2 months ago

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

2 months ago2 months ago

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

2 months ago2 months ago

Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

2 months ago2 months ago

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

2 months ago2 months ago

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

2 months ago2 months ago

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

2 months ago2 months ago

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

3 months ago3 months ago

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

3 months ago3 months ago

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

3 months ago3 months ago

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

4 months ago4 months ago

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

4 months ago4 months ago

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

5 months ago5 months ago