19 Funny revenge quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

  Commentary:
  😄😏 "If you see me smiling, start running – I might just be brainstorming my next evil genius plan! 😈💡"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

  Commentary:
  "Revenge? I prefer to call it 'strategic planning for future laughter.' 😂🗡️🎭"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

  Commentary:
  "Channeling my inner 'aimbird' 🎯🦜… watch out below! 💩😆"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize my absence is the ultimate plot twist! 🤣🚪💨 #MissingMeMadness"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

  Commentary:
  When you're too old for revenge and too forgetful to care 😂🧠💥 — sounds like peace and a good nap are your true superpowers! 😴✌️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is brewing their revenge stew with a sprinkle of procrastination! ⏳⚔️ Better watch your back, their revenge might be slow-cooked but it's definitely coming your way! 🤣 #RevengeIsBestServedCold

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet taste of karma served with a side of popcorn 🍿. Watching the universe dish out its justice can be quite satisfying… and entertaining! 😈 #JusticeIsBestServedWithAShow"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like someone got a little carried away with the road rage! Remember, if life gives you lemons, don't key the bus pass – just ride the chaos away on the next bus! 🚌😅"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the vicious cycle of stepping on each other's heels – it seems like a game of footsie gone terribly wrong! Let's just hope they both have good balance or it might turn into a slapstick comedy in the shoe aisle!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

  Commentary:
  "Blocking someone is like putting up a 'do not disturb' sign in your life, but wishing them lice is taking it to a whole new level of petty revenge! 🙅‍♂️🦠😂"

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