37 Funny revenge quotes

• Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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• Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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• My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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• I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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• Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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• If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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• If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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• My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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• If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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• No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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