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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

2 weeks ago

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

3 weeks ago

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

1 month ago

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

1 month ago

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

3 months ago

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

3 months ago

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

3 months ago

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

3 months ago

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

3 months ago

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

3 months ago

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

3 months ago

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

3 months ago

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

3 months ago

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

3 months ago