23 Funny revenge quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

  Commentary:
  😂 "When your therapist didn't realize they just made the cut list! 🙈✂️ #SorryNotSorry"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

  Commentary:
  "Time for some revenge… blood-bank style! 🦟🩸 Scratch that, mosquitoes! 😆😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

  Commentary:
  "🔥 Sleep tight in your toasty bridge bonfire! 😴🚧🤣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

  Commentary:
  "Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

  Commentary:
  😄😏 "If you see me smiling, start running – I might just be brainstorming my next evil genius plan! 😈💡"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

  Commentary:
  "Revenge? I prefer to call it 'strategic planning for future laughter.' 😂🗡️🎭"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

  Commentary:
  "Channeling my inner 'aimbird' 🎯🦜… watch out below! 💩😆"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize my absence is the ultimate plot twist! 🤣🚪💨 #MissingMeMadness"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

  Commentary:
  When you're too old for revenge and too forgetful to care 😂🧠💥 — sounds like peace and a good nap are your true superpowers! 😴✌️

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is brewing their revenge stew with a sprinkle of procrastination! ⏳⚔️ Better watch your back, their revenge might be slow-cooked but it's definitely coming your way! 🤣 #RevengeIsBestServedCold

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