Commentary:
When you're too old for revenge and too forgetful to care 😂🧠💥 — sounds like peace and a good nap are your true superpowers! 😴✌️
37 Funny revenge quotes
Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.
Commentary:
Looks like someone is brewing their revenge stew with a sprinkle of procrastination! ⏳⚔️ Better watch your back, their revenge might be slow-cooked but it's definitely coming your way! 🤣 #RevengeIsBestServedCold
Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.
Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet taste of karma served with a side of popcorn 🍿. Watching the universe dish out its justice can be quite satisfying… and entertaining! 😈 #JusticeIsBestServedWithAShow"
When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.
If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.
Commentary:
"Oh, the vicious cycle of stepping on each other's heels – it seems like a game of footsie gone terribly wrong! Let's just hope they both have good balance or it might turn into a slapstick comedy in the shoe aisle!"
Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.
Commentary:
"Blocking someone is like putting up a 'do not disturb' sign in your life, but wishing them lice is taking it to a whole new level of petty revenge! 🙅♂️🦠😂"
Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.
Commentary:
"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then making their videos buffer at the climax is a sub-zero level of petty ❄️😂 Stay frosty, my friends! #PettyGoals"
Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.
Commentary:
"Blocking him on social media is just the beginning…may his favorite team forever be stuck in last place 🏆🤣 Let karma handle the rest! ⚽️🏀🏈"
Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.
Commentary:
"Blocking them on social media is so last season. I have to take it up a notch and cancel their favorite TV show. Revenge never looked so binge-worthy! 😏📺 #PettyGoals"
Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.
Commentary:
"Wow, that's taking social distancing to a whole new level! 🚫🦠 Better watch out, they might end up with an itchy situation! 😂 #ExtremeBlock"