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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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Apparently β€œew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Just landed via Messenger:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

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Took a personality test and the results just said β€œuh-oh”

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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The evening news: Where they begin with β€œGood evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Making waves on Messenger:

By my second β€œcould we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Just shared via YouTube:

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

Trending via Slack:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Spotted on Reddit:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Just shared via YouTube:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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I don’t know what’s more funβ€”grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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