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Funny sack quotes

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

1 month ago

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

3 months ago

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

3 months ago