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Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Going bananas on Slack:

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Going viral on Discord:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Trending via X:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

Spotted on Facebook:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

Spotted on Discord:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Trending via YouTube:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Making waves on Messenger:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Funny sack quotes

Funny sack quotes bring a burst of laughter to everyday moments 😂🛍️! Whether you’re talking about potato sacks, sleeping bags, or even just that cozy feeling of hitting the sack 🥔🛏️, these witty lines add a playful twist to your day. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your feed, get ready to giggle and sack up some fun! 🎉🤣 #SackLaughs

New funny sack quotes 👇

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

4 weeks ago

balloons, birthday, breath, happy, humor, plastic, plastic sack, quirky, sack, sarcastic, weird
Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

4 weeks ago

compliment, fashion, good, humor, look good, lose, love, me, potato, potato sack, relationship, sack, self-esteem, tell
Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

4 weeks ago

big, big sack, claus, holiday, humor, joke, marriage, married, misses, Misses Claus, only, sack, Santa
Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

1 month ago

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All funny sack quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

74 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

75 shares on X this month:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

80 shares on X this month:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

66 shares on Discord this month:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Seen just now on X:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Making waves on Twitch:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

Live now on TikTok:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Spotted on Telegram:

You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

Just landed via YouTube:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

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