Funny sack quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy clothes when you can rock a potato sack with style? 🥔💃 If they can't appreciate your tater-chic vibes, then they're obviously not worth keeping around! #PotatoSackFashionista"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

  Commentary:
  Well, who can blame her? 🎅🏼🎁 Talk about being drawn in by the jingle of those bells! 😉 Santa's got that magical appeal that just can't be topped! 🎄✨ #BigSackEnergy

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

  Commentary:
  "Christmas adverts be like: 🍗🎅🥂 Spoil yourself, you're a Christmas angel! 🎄✨ New year adverts: 🥴🥗💪 Look at what you've done, you jolly ol' sack of Christmas treats! 🤣🎇"

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