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Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,725

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Slack:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

Trending via Snapchat:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

Going viral on Threads:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

Making waves on Instagram:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Going bananas on Facebook:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

14 shares on X this month:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

63 shares on Discord this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

70 shares on Discord this month:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

18 shares on Slack this month:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,281

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Just landed via Messenger:

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

Trending via WeChat:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Making waves on TikTok:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

Just landed via TikTok:

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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