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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡° has bookmarked:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡« has copied:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡§ has copied:

β€œDon’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡° has downloaded:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ό has copied:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡¬ has copied:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡» has viewed:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ has bookmarked:

Occupation: the ugly friend!

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

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17,569

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15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Social Media Log πŸ’«

Just shared via TikTok:

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Just landed via YouTube:

Teens are like, β€œMy homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Going viral on Threads:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I have to stand in the shower about this.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Trending via WhatsApp:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Live now on Telegram:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Making waves on Facebook:

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

Live now on WhatsApp:

β€œReal Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in β€œgood health” but in β€œgood health for your age”.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

28 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

54 shares on Threads this month:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

35 shares on Slack this month:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

16 shares on Threads this month:

At some point, I need to admit my β€˜guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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14 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

11 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

9 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

24 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

18 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

7 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

7 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

5 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

23 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

13 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,300

Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡³ has shared:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ί has copied:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡§ has viewed:

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ό has copied:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡΄ has shared:

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡² has shared:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡© has shared:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡· has copied:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ύ has viewed:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Commenting β€œAI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Seen just now on Discord:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Trending via Slack:

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

Just shared via Messenger:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Trending via YouTube:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Trending via WeChat:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Just shared via Facebook:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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