35 Funny sad quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Earth just can't escape the drama! 🌎😢 Who needs a psychic when you've got a front-row seat to the cosmic show of emotions right here on good old planet Earth? 😂 #CosmicComedy

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

  Commentary:
  "Finishing a sandwich is like saying goodbye to a good friend. 🥪😢 But hey, at least you can always make another one… unless it was a really, really good sandwich. 🤷‍♂️🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

  Commentary:
  "When you show someone the year they can retire, it's like forcing them to gaze into the abyss of adulthood and mortality 😱💸💼 Retirement age: the scariest bedtime story ever told!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

  Commentary:
  "Your eyes are homesick for your bed during a yawn, shedding tears of nostalgia 🛏️😥 Who knew yawning could be so emotional?! Time for some cozy bedtime stories to cheer up those sleepy peepers! 📖😴"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

  Commentary:
  "Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. 💸😂 Who knew being sad could feel so luxurious? Bring on the tears of joy… or is it tears of cash now?"

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