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Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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10,989

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Spotted on Threads:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Going viral on YouTube:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Trending via Twitch:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Reported on YouTube:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Going viral on Slack:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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Funny say quotes 😂 are the quirky little gems that add a dash of humor to our daily grind, tickling our brains with wit and wisdom. They’re like your favorite meme but with a sprinkle of sophistication, the perfect cocktail for a smile or a chuckle. 🎉 Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or break the ice, these clever one-liners have you covered. So, buckle up and get ready to dive into a world where words play hopscotch and laughter is always on the menu! 😄

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Share →: People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Commentary:
I've got a hook, line, and sinker for that elusive salmon, but they keep ghosting me for the deep blue! 🎣🐟😂
1 day ago
Share →: Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Commentary:
When that "I’m sorry" hits harder than your toughest pose 😂💔 #GangsterLife ✌️
2 days ago
Share →: Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

Commentary:
When mom goes full CIA on dust particles and socks, yet we're all suspects 🕵️‍♀️🧹🧦🔍
3 days ago
Share →: Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Commentary:
Ah yes, the perfect plan for discovering secrets or inventing new ones! 🥃😂🤐
3 days ago
Share →: My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Commentary:
Nothing beats the excitement of finding out my impulse buys are out for a joyride to my doorstep! 📦🚚💨
7 days ago
Share →: Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

Commentary:
Sure, here's a funny comment for you:

When you say "No," buckle up because you're about to get the deluxe tour of AI magic and non-stop marveling! 😂🤖✨
1 week ago
Share →: You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Commentary:
When did coffee become a food group? ☕️🍽️😄
1 week ago
Share →: Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Commentary:
Sounds like he's about to unleash some serious wisdom—or just tell us where the best tacos are! 😎🌮📢
1 week ago
Share →: ‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Commentary:
Guess who just dropped the mic at the front door? 🎤🚪💥
1 week ago
Share →: I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

Commentary:
Being a pretty woman is like having a golden ticket to the cringe Olympics! 😂🎟️💃

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I am cassette tape years old.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Telegram:

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Trending via Slack:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Spotted on YouTube:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Making waves on YouTube:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Just shared via Facebook:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Going viral on X:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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