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Funny say quotes 😂 are the quirky little gems that add a dash of humor to our daily grind, tickling our brains with wit and wisdom. They’re like your favorite meme but with a sprinkle of sophistication, the perfect cocktail for a smile or a chuckle. 🎉 Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or break the ice, these clever one-liners have you covered. So, buckle up and get ready to dive into a world where words play hopscotch and laughter is always on the menu! 😄

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

Posted on12 minutes ago12 minutes ago

I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

Posted on1 day ago1 day ago

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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