346 Funny say quotes

• Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

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  4 days ago

  digital, digital rental, entertainment, frustration, humor, looking, movie, online, online shopping, oops, pay, prime, Prime Video, rental, say, shopping, streaming, subscription, video

• Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

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  5 days ago

  again, care, communication, dismissal, humor, i, indifference, me, mention, need, phrase, professional, professional phrase, sarcasm, say

• Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

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  2 weeks ago

  barista, called, coffee, coffee shop, feeling, getting, humor, interaction, love, male, me, mixed, mixed signal, nickname, say, shop, signal, signals, today, upset, yesterday

• One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

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  2 weeks ago

  casual, casual conversation, conversation, drink, humor, kettle, let, main, me, phrase, put, reasons, say, stuff, tea

• People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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  2 weeks ago

  advice, decision, heart, humor, irony, listen, people, right, right thing, same, say, thing, things

• That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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  2 weeks ago

  addiction, city, crack, date, drunk, getting, humor, joke, life, love, nightlife, relationship, say, thing, walkable, walkable city

• I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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  2 weeks ago

  chicken, communication, eating, food, humor, i, joke, mean, misunderstanding, say, spicy, spicy chicken, things

• They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

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  3 weeks ago

  broccoli, cake, comparison, dessert, effort, fix, food, humor, least, problem, problems, say, sugar, well

• As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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  4 weeks ago

  beautiful, beautiful woman, confidence, ew, expression, humor, most, power, powerful, reaction, say, sometimes, thing, woman

• Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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  4 weeks ago

  affection, again, being, called, compliment, cute, cutest, endearment, love, me, name, only, pet, pet name, relationship, romantic, say, thing, yes

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