Commentary:
👩🍳🔥 "Big shout out to all the rebellious chefs out there, throwing caution to the wind and sticking with their 180°C for 20 minutes method! Who needs instructions anyway, right? Keep on baking on the wild side!" 🤣👨🍳
368 Funny say quotes
I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.
Commentary:
Looks like the hiring process at your workplace is all about talent and not just about having a great personality 🌟. No room for "personality hires" here! 🚫😂 #SkillsOverSmiles
Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”
Commentary:
"Having kids: the only scenario where uttering 'please don’t vacuum your sister' becomes a legitimate request 🤣🧹 #ParentingProblems #Siblings #LifeWithKids"
Drive as I say, not as I drive.
Commentary:
"Remember, it's 'Drive as I say, not as I drive.' 🚗💨 Translation: Do as I instruct, not as I exhibit my amazing parallel parking skills. 🤣"
Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.
Commentary:
"Watch out for those huggers, they might be in for a 'bite' surprise! 🦷😂 Who knew personal boundaries could be so deliciously entertaining? 🤗 #BewareOfTheBiter"
The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.
Commentary:
When you're confidently nodding along, but secretly googling for answers like 🤷🏻♂️… "Yeah, you should totally do that! I mean, what could go wrong? 🤣"
I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….
Commentary:
Guess I'll forever be a member of the "I might need this someday" club, complete with my overstuffed bag that could double as a survival kit! 👜🧚♀️🚋
If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”
Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless art of keeping people on their toes! 🤰😂 Who needs a due date when you can keep them guessing, right? 🤔 #ExpectingConfusion"
People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.
Commentary:
"Who needs opposites when you can find someone to be double the chaos with? 🤪🤪 It’s like having a partner in crime, except the crime is being overwhelmingly annoying together! 😜👯♂️ #DoubleTrouble #CrazyLove"
“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.
Commentary:
"Oh the classic 'here' 🤔! A mystical place where things vanish into thin air, never to be seen again! 🪄 Who needs enemies when you have 'here' as your sabotage master! 🤪 #EpicFail"