Funny security quotes — Wordgag ツ

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

5 hours ago

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

6 hours ago

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

8 hours ago

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

2 days ago

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

2 days ago

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

2 days ago

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

3 days ago

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

3 days ago

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

3 days ago

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

5 days ago