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31 Funny security quotes

Funny security quotes add a humorous spin to the often serious world of safety and protection. 🔒😆 From witty remarks about security measures to playful jabs at the quirks of surveillance, these quotes highlight the lighter side of keeping things secure. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in maintaining safety! 😂🚨

3 weeks ago
View →: Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.
1 month ago
View →: “New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.
3 months ago
View →: Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.
3 months ago
View →: Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.
3 months ago
View →: Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
3 months ago
View →: Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.
4 months ago
View →: When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.
4 months ago
View →: All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.
4 months ago
View →: Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.
5 months ago
View →: It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?
5 months ago
View →: A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’
5 months ago
View →: All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.
5 months ago
View →: I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.
5 months ago
View →: Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.
5 months ago
View →: Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.
5 months ago
View →: My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.
5 months ago
View →: Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.
5 months ago
View →: Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.
5 months ago
View →: Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.
5 months ago
View →: “Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.
5 months ago
View →: For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.
5 months ago
View →: Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.
5 months ago
View →: You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?
5 months ago
View →: All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.
5 months ago
View →: As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.
5 months ago
View →: Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.
5 months ago
View →: My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.
5 months ago
View →: AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.
5 months ago
View →: Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.
5 months ago
View →: My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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