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29 Funny security quotes

Funny security quotes add a humorous spin to the often serious world of safety and protection. 🔒😆 From witty remarks about security measures to playful jabs at the quirks of surveillance, these quotes highlight the lighter side of keeping things secure. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in maintaining safety! 😂🚨

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

1 month ago

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

1 month ago

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

1 month ago

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

1 month ago

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

2 months ago

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

3 months ago

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

3 months ago

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

3 months ago

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

3 months ago

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

3 months ago

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

3 months ago

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

3 months ago

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

3 months ago

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

3 months ago

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

3 months ago

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

3 months ago

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

3 months ago

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

3 months ago

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

3 months ago

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

3 months ago