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29 Funny security quotes

Funny security quotes add a humorous spin to the often serious world of safety and protection. 🔒😆 From witty remarks about security measures to playful jabs at the quirks of surveillance, these quotes highlight the lighter side of keeping things secure. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in maintaining safety! 😂🚨

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025