50 Funny security quotes

• The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

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  1 week ago

  am, computer, humor, i, IT, just, note, password, post-it, post-it note, security, technology, want

• Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

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  2 weeks ago

  account, authentication, before, code, humor, just, login, microsoft, need, notification, OMG, security, send, sign, sign in, signed, someone, technology

• Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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  1 month ago

  account, care, device, devices, Gmail, humor, much, new, new device, notification, relationship, security, sign, sign in, someone, technology

• Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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  2 months ago

  galaxy, guard, guardian, Guardian of the Galaxy, guards, humor, movie, movie reference, pun, reference, retail, retail security, samsung, Samsung store, security, security guard, store, superhero

• Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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  2 months ago

  health, humor, joy, lead, media, mental, mental health, news, optimism, positivity, relief, security, sense, stress, stress relief, warning, watching

• I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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  2 months ago

  airport, airport security, drug, drugs, example, humor, i, joke, people, sarcasm, security, take

• My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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  2 months ago

  alert, camera, check, curiosity, door, door camera, funny habit, habit, home, home security, just, me, outside, security, stepping, stepping outside, temperature, temperature check, warm, weather, weather curiosity

• My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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  2 months ago

  anti-theft, car, device, humor, joke, manual, safety, security, vehicle, vehicle security

• Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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  2 months ago

  beginning, cool, every, FBI, humor, nostalgia, pretty, remember, retro, security, security warning, tape, threat, threaten, VHS, warning

• “New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, cyber, digital, error, frustration, mad, me, new, old, online, password, programming, security, technology

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