33 Funny security quotes

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  4 hours ago

  Share →: My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you and your door camera are in a long-term relationship! 🚪📷😆

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

  Commentary:
  "Stick shift: confounding thieves since forever! 🚗💡😆"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the original 'Skip Intro' that no one dared to fast-forward 😂🔍🎥 #VHSNostalgia"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

  Commentary:
  "When your password manager needs a new hobby… 🙄🔐🤣"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

  Commentary:
  "Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me. 🤦‍♂️💻 #SelfSabotageSecurity"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the tragic hero of passwords – a character with a backstory as complex and dramatic as any Shakespearean play! 🎭💔 Remember, even your password needs a bit of drama to keep things interesting!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

  Commentary:
  “Passwords are like underwear: Keep them hidden, refresh them often, and definitely don’t be handing them out to random passersby! 🙈🔒 #PasswordProtection101″

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of password-forgery in the digital age – we're just playing a high-stakes game of memory loss! 🤣🔑 Don't you just love the irony of clicking 'remember this computer' to help them forget everything? It's like a cybersecurity paradox! 🔒 #TechHumor #PasswordPalooza

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like someone's had their fair share of inspo-overload! 🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Just imagine a herd of motivational quotes marching in through the window… Yikes! 🔒🚪 #SafetyFirst"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

  Commentary:
  "Oh dear short term memory loss, the ultimate guardian of passwords! 🤷‍♂️💻 Who needs a hacker when you have your own brain to keep your secrets safely hidden? Just make sure to write them down on sticky notes… or not! 🙈🔐 #PasswordProtectionLevelExpert"

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