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I swear my memory's on a never-ending quest to find the Holy Grail of passwords! ππ§ π
51 Funny security quotes
Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.
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This kid was really ahead of their timeβdreaming of inboxes instead of ice cream trucks! π§π
A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.
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When that 2FA code comes at the worst time, my life flashes before my eyes like it's a season finale! π±β³π
The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.
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Looks like their career lifeline is blue and stretching across a few light years! π¬πΎπ
I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.
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That's one way to protect your home and your wallet! ππ π°
The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.
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My password security system: Fort Knox-level password, post-it note-level secrecy! πππ
Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.
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Microsoft's paranoia level: Jedi Master π§ββοΈππ€
Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.
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Just hoping to find someone as committed to my well-being as Gmail is to freaking out over every new toaster I connect to Wi-Fi! πππ§
Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Protecting the tech like itβs their star-studded destiny πππ
Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.
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Who knew ignorance came with a built-in happiness booster ππ°π«β¨