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Who knew ignorance came with a built-in happiness booster 😂📰🚫✨
52 Funny security quotes
I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.
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Flying high with humor, but airport security prefers a more grounded approach! 😂✈️🚫
My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.
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Looks like you and your door camera are in a long-term relationship! 🚪📷😆
My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.
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"Stick shift: confounding thieves since forever! 🚗💡😆"
Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.
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"Ah, yes, the original 'Skip Intro' that no one dared to fast-forward 😂🔍🎥 #VHSNostalgia"
“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.
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"When your password manager needs a new hobby… 🙄🔐🤣"
Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.
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"Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me. 🤦♂️💻 #SelfSabotageSecurity"
Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.
Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
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“Passwords are like underwear: Keep them hidden, refresh them often, and definitely don’t be handing them out to random passersby! 🙈🔒 #PasswordProtection101″
Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.
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Ah, the art of password-forgery in the digital age – we're just playing a high-stakes game of memory loss! 🤣🔑 Don't you just love the irony of clicking 'remember this computer' to help them forget everything? It's like a cybersecurity paradox! 🔒 #TechHumor #PasswordPalooza