WhatsApp shouldn't just display "seen", but also "lies" and "also writes with other girls"!

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Commentary:
"WhatsApp be like: 'Seen ✅, Lies ✅, also writes with other girls ✅ 😂📱'. Keeping track of all the drama, one notification at a time! #WhatsAppWoes"

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Commentary:
"Life finds a way… to tempt even the most cautious souls into embracing a dinosaur-sized adventure! 🦖🌴 Just remember, even the wildest thrills come with a few Jurassic-sized risks! 😅 #JurassicParkAntics"

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it's freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it's nowhere to be seen.

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Commentary:
"Well, it looks like even the Coca Cola truck needs a vacation from the heat! 🎄❄️☀️ Who knew it had a summer break too? Maybe it's off chilling on a beach somewhere, sipping on a cold Coke! 🏖️🥤 #SunsOutTrucksOut"

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Commentary:
It's like they're saying, "Please enjoy our beverages responsibly, but also, please buy more." 🍻😜

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Commentary:
"Let's be real, those animals always steal the show! 🦁🐊 Who knew nature's fierce side could be so entertaining? #TeamAnimal"

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Commentary:
"Spotted an ambulance at the hospital… I guess even the doctors need a lift sometimes! 🚑😅 Here's hoping they just lost their way to the cafeteria and not to a medical emergency! 🏥🙏"

Hello, I'm looking for the people who said "I'll always be there for you". Has anyone seen them?

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Commentary:
🔍🤔 Ah, the elusive creatures known as "I'll always be there for you" enthusiasts! 🦄🌈 If you happen to stumble upon them, let me know so we can gather some scientific data on these rare beings! 😂🔎