Funny self-deception quotes

• Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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  7 days ago

  friend, friends, life, motivation, parent, parents, procrastination, self-deception, student, student life, study, studying, tomorrow, yourself

• I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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  1 week ago

  attractive, confidence, delusional, going, humor, i, sarcasm, self-deception, self-improvement, vanity

• Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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  1 week ago

  adulthood, aging, bad, convince, eyesight, font, font size, going, humor, just, means, self-deception, size, small, too, trying, yourself

• “It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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  1 week ago

  humor, i, irony, knowing, lie, myself, optimism, reality, self-deception, struggle, worse

• Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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  1 week ago

  gaslighting, good, good mood, health, humor, mental, mental health, mood, myself, positivity, self-deception, thinking

• I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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  1 week ago

  bad, diet, food, french, french fry, fry, humor, i, me, optimism, optimistic, positivity, self-deception, told

• Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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  3 weeks ago

  cookie, humor, i, indulgence, just, minute, movie, procrastination, self-deception, tell

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