Funny self-deception quotes

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025