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Funny self-deception quotes

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

2 months ago

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

2 months ago

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

2 months ago

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

3 months ago