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5 months ago
Share →: My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's life is as stable as a wobbly Ikea bed frame! 😂 Maybe it's time for an upgrade to a more sturdy piece of furniture… and perhaps some self-reflection too! 🛏️💭"
5 months ago
Share →: My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Commentary:
"Well, maybe they thought they were giving you character instead! 😄 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and in the hands of a skilled makeup artist! 💄💁‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: I will never stop being a quitter!

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of stubbornly surrendering. A true quitter's dilemma! 🤣 Let's embrace our ability to quit things…like quitting quitting! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: “You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'You look tired' line, implying tiredness when it's really just a temporary case of looking like a beautiful disaster. 😂💁‍♂️ #JustUglyAndProud"
5 months ago
Share →: My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Commentary:
"Looks like your talents are playing a solid game of hide and seek! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe they're taking a well-deserved nap in the Bermuda Triangle? 🌴 Or perhaps they're off on a secret mission to Mars? 🚀 Don't worry, they'll pop up when you least expect it, like a surprise guest at a party! 🎉"
5 months ago
Share →: Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the good old "eat all your food to be big and strong" lie! But hey, no one said anything about being strong AND slim, right? Looks like someone took that advice a bit too literally… Just big, indeed! 💪🍔🤷‍♂️
5 months ago
Share →: I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Commentary:
"Who needs looks when you've got killer comedic timing! 💁‍♂️😂 Embracing that funny bone with style!"
5 months ago
Share →: The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Commentary:
Well, if life is a comedy, then you must be the star 🌟! Don't worry, your mom's joke might just be her way of acknowledging your uniqueness 😜. Remember, you're one of a kind, just like that one-liner 😄👩‍👧‍👦!
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Commentary:
"Who needs invisibility when you've got such undeniable visibility? 🍔👀 #CantMissThis"
5 months ago
Share →: I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

Commentary:
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinate…and the 'astinate'. 🙈😂 Who said being a pro at something was always a good thing? At least you're excelling in taking your sweet time!⏳🏆 #ProcrastinationExpert"