81 Funny self quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

  Commentary:
  Oh wow, talk about a mirror obsession squared! 😂 She's got narcissism on repeat—like a never-ending selfie session in her own mind! 📸🙄 It's like narcissism inception: who’s really the most self-absorbed? 🌀🤳

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

  Commentary:
  When your DMs turn into a one-man show 🎭📱—talk about a solo act! 😂 Guess some guys just prefer having a private audience. Keep that inbox entertained! 🎉🤣

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

  Commentary:
  "Therapist: 'How do you feel about monopolizing the session?' Me: 'Guilty, but also oddly accomplished. 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️' Remember, it's called 'therapy,' not 'them-apy' for a reason! 😆 #SelfCenteredAndProud"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I need to start hiding my money from myself.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic hide-and-seek game between you and your own wallet! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Who will outwit whom in this battle of financial espionage? Maybe try stashing your money in a place so secret, even you can't find it! 🤑🔍 #MoneyMystery"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where you can have a full-blown conversation with yourself and suddenly find a whole cheer squad of random strangers joining in 🤪👏 #EchoChamber"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

  Commentary:
  "I thought I had a one-track mind, turns out it's more like a crowded party bus 🧠🚌 #MindMeldingProblems"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic internal conflict – the ultimate showdown between you and…you 🥊😂 Who will come out victorious in this epic battle of wills? Stay tuned for the next episode of Self vs. Self, coming soon to a mirror near you! 💥🤼‍♂️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like you're the true CEO (Coolness Enhancing Officer) at your workplace! 💰😎 Keep shining bright like a diamond… or should I say, like a paycheck! 💎💸 #CoolCatBoss

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

  Commentary:
  "Big round of applause to me 👏 for single-handedly taking the 'self-sabotage' game to a whole new level! Who needs enemies when you've got yourself, am I right? 🤦‍♂️💥 #selfdestructivegenius"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your skin is the ultimate rebel, totally unfazed by your diligent skincare routine! 😂🤷‍♀️ Who needs soft skin when you can have an attitude, right? Keep pampering that sassy skin of yours, maybe one day it'll decide to play nice! 😜✨ #SkincareStruggles

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