174 Funny self quotes

• College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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  8 hours ago

  attendance, class, college, core, core class, home, learning, self, self learning, sit, teach, teach yourself, yourself

• You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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  9 hours ago

  belief, believe, confidence, delusion, delusional, humor, motivation, much, self, self-belief, yourself

• In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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  10 hours ago

  every, financial, financial status, humor, i, image, imagination, myself, never, poor, poverty, self, self-image, status, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

• One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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  12 hours ago

  excellent, head, health, humor, joke, mental, mental health, point, sarcasm, self, self-talk, talk, voice, voices

• Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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  13 hours ago

  alone, alone time, childhood, childhood memory, ever, girl, hanging, i, introvert, late, late night, little, loved, memory, myself, night, night owl, owl, personal, personal time, reflection, self, self-reflection, staying, stuff, things, thinking, time

• Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

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  14 hours ago

  compliment, humor, improvement, lot, me, means, people, people pleaser, pleaser, recovering, self, self-improvement, someone, strict, today

• I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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  14 hours ago

  alone, bad, ball, company, enjoy, enjoyment, feel, feeling, feeling bad, fun, having, having fun, i, myself, own, self, self company, self enjoyment

• My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

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  15 hours ago

  always, conversation, DM, DMs, humor, media, open, sarcasm, self, social, social media, talk, want, yourself

• Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

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  17 hours ago

  authenticity, care, decision, doing, else, everything, feels, humor, intuition, letting, life, life skill, mindset, only, right, self, self-care, skill, underrated

• My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

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  19 hours ago

  bored, boredom, enough, entertain, entertainment, family, family life, favorite, getting, humor, kid, kid boredom, kids, life, parenting, patience, point, self, self entertainment

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