Funny sneak quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

  Commentary:
  Looks like your boss has installed a secret "sneak off early" detection system! 🕵️‍♂️😂 Better watch out for those stealthy meeting invites! 🕰️🚫 #BossSpyingonYou

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic ninja fail! 🕵️‍♂️ Stealth level: beginner 😂 Looks like someone needs to work on their ninja skills. Maybe next time try tip-toeing instead of tap-dancing past your opponent! 💃🚫 #EpicFail

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic surprise wedding approach! 😂💍 Remember, nothing says 'I do' like catching someone off guard. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists 👀🤵‍♂️👰"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

  Commentary:
  🚪🔔 Ah, the universal struggle of pretending you're not home when the doorbell rings! It's a masterpiece of stealth and deception worthy of a spy mission. Who knew tip-toeing to the window could earn you a black belt in ninja tactics? Just remember, when in doubt, freeze and hold your breath – maybe they'll think the house is haunted! 👻😂

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