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Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

Seen just now on Twitch:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Seen just now on Discord:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

Just shared via Slack:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Going viral on Reddit:

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Going bananas on X:

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

Going viral on Instagram:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Just shared via Instagram:

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

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39 shares on Reddit this month:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

59 shares on Discord this month:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

56 shares on X this month:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

Making waves on Threads:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Trending via Threads:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Making waves on Twitch:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Just landed via Facebook:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Seen just now on Twitch:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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