281 Funny social media quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it funny how the silent spectators are always the first ones to tune into our drama-filled life updates? 🤫📱👀 Guess we all have a hidden audience cheering us on from the sidelines!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 😂🌎 Who needs news anchors when you've got memes to decode the chaos of the world, right? Twitter: where laughter and the latest happenings unite! 🐦🤣 #MemesOverNews

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

  Commentary:
  Haha, imagine having a "delete" button for other people's posts! 💥🚫 Talk about the ultimate power move in the social media world. 😂 "Accidentally deleted your post, sorry not sorry!" 🙊💥 #DeleteGameStrong

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Kanye's definition of 'normal' might just break the internet… 🤯💻 #KanyeGoneMild"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where your tweets flow like your creativity and your bowels 💩 A digital escape as you answer nature's call! 🚽😆 #TweetingFromTheThrone"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

  Commentary:
  Oh LinkedIn, the land of humblebrags and strategic networking 🤝! It's like a virtual corporate cocktail party where everyone's trying to out-professional each other. Maybe we should add a 'Likes to make puns' skill to our profiles to lighten the mood 😄. Just remember, on LinkedIn, we all strive to be LinkedInfluencers! #ProfessionalJokesOnly 🤓👔

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it bananas how quickly a harmless banana bread post can ripen into a spicy online argument? 🍌🔥 The internet truly is a jungle where even the most innocent topics can become a battleground for keyboard warriors! 🌐💻 #BattleOfTheBreadBrigade

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

  Commentary:
  "Men: the true masters of causing chaos and confusion, yet somehow managing to stay relevant in the digital age 🕵️‍♂️📱 #GhostedYetLiked"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "I delete posts faster than I can finish a bag of chips – that's called maturity evolution, my friend! 🧐💻 #NewHourNewMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

  Commentary:
  🤳 "Ah, yes, the eternal struggle between dignity and the irresistible urge to overshare on social media. Who knew the quest for likes could be so treacherous? 🙈 #DignityVsOnlineReality"

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