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Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Breaking via Telegram:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Shared recently on Telegram:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Trending via Reddit:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Going viral on Telegram:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Going viral on Facebook:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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16 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

49 shares on Threads this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

21 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

88 shares on X this month:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

70 shares on Discord this month:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

76 shares on Slack this month:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

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I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on LinkedIn:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Just landed via Discord:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

Trending via Telegram:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Just shared via Discord:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

Seen just now on Facebook:

An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

Just landed via TikTok:

He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

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