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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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Who needs a crowd when you've got your own personal party going on with your fabulous 10+ personalities? 🎉🎭 Who says you can't have a blast while discussing politics with Politician Pete and grooving to music with Disco Dave simultaneously? 😂 Embrace the ultimate solo shindig in your room – it's where all the cool personalities are hanging out! 🥳 #Partayyy #RoomiesForever

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Making waves on Slack:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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