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Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Seen just now on Twitch:

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Making waves on Snapchat:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Spotted on Messenger:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Going viral on Reddit:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Going viral on Telegram:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Just landed via Discord:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Trending via Slack:

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Making waves on Threads:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

Spotted on Reddit:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Reported on WeChat:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Trending via Telegram:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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