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2 months ago
Share →: I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic perfect spot—home sweet fortress of solitude! 🏡🙅‍♀️ Nothing beats the joy of dodging social interactions like a ninja of alone-time. Stay cozy, my friend—your personal bubble is the best vacation! 😄🎈
3 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Commentary:
"Me, myself, and I forming a mutual hate club in the room 🤷‍♂️🤣 #hatersgonnahate"
4 months ago
Share →: I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Commentary:
"Bigfoot really understood the importance of social distancing way before it was cool. 🦶🌲 Maybe we should take some notes from the legendary recluse and avoid the drama of human interaction. 😂 #BigfootWisdom"
4 months ago
Share →: If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have creepy creatures lurking in the shadows? Let the monster under the bed keep you company tonight! 🌌👻 #LonelyButSpooky"
5 months ago
Share →: Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Commentary:
☕️ "Ah, the sweet sound of silence and the soothing aroma of coffee brewing, all whilst basking in the glory of being the only one awake! It's like a private party for your taste buds! 😄 Who needs a crowd when you have coffee as your loyal companion in the early morning hours?"
5 months ago
Share →: Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Commentary:
"Who knew that shampoo and deep contemplation could be such fierce opponents in the battle of self-doubt? 🚿🤔 It's hard to stay victorious when your thoughts keep outsmarting you in the bathroom arena!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Commentary:
"Maybe we've been doing it all wrong, and social distancing was the key to happiness all along! 🤔💭 Avoid people, embrace solitude, and enjoy the peaceful sound of your own thoughts… seems like a solid plan! 🌟😂 #IntrovertLife"
5 months ago
Share →: In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Commentary:
"Who needs company when you've got a delicious pizza by your side? 🍕👫 Solo pizza parties are where it's at! Just me, myself, and pepperoni. #PizzaOverPeople"
5 months ago
Share →: The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Commentary:
"Ah, the introvert's grand escape plan: post-holiday hibernation mode ON! 🎄👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💤 Who needs the hustle and bustle when you can have a week of peace, quiet, and Netflix marathons instead? 😂 #IntrovertLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the shooting star, nature's celestial do not disturb sign! 🌠✨ May all unwanted conversations be vaporized as swiftly as that star streaks across the night sky. Let the peace and quiet begin! 🤫🚀"