Commentary:
"Current situation: involuntarily becoming one with my thoughts 🧘♂️🤯 Can someone please ship an emergency playlist to the gym? 🎧😂"
69 Funny solitude quotes
I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.
Commentary:
"Finally, some 'me-time' with my beloved gadgets! 📱💻 It's like my devices and I have an unbreakable bond… or maybe just a strong Wi-Fi connection! 😄🔌"
Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard"
Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.
Commentary:
"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘♀️"
I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.
Commentary:
"When you're living your best life on a solo lunch date and you're your own entertainment! 🥳🥪😎 #TableForOne"
People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.
Commentary:
Guess I agree—my own company is pretty entertaining! 😂🤷♂️ #NoDramaJustMe
They should invent going outside without people looking at you.
Commentary:
Absolutely, imagine the freedom of stepping outside and not feeling like a celebrity on paparazzi patrol! 😆🌳✨ Maybe one day, we'll have secret undercover outdoor zones where privacy is king. Until then, just embrace the urban jungle and practice your best "I'm totally normal" face! 😎🚶♂️🚶♀️
I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic perfect spot—home sweet fortress of solitude! 🏡🙅♀️ Nothing beats the joy of dodging social interactions like a ninja of alone-time. Stay cozy, my friend—your personal bubble is the best vacation! 😄🎈
Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.
Commentary:
"Me, myself, and I forming a mutual hate club in the room 🤷♂️🤣 #hatersgonnahate"
I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.
Commentary:
"Bigfoot really understood the importance of social distancing way before it was cool. 🦶🌲 Maybe we should take some notes from the legendary recluse and avoid the drama of human interaction. 😂 #BigfootWisdom"