Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of "Do unto others as they do unto you, and watch them suddenly develop amnesia!" It seems some individuals prefer to dish it out rather than take it in return. It's like they're expecting a one-way street with a detour sign when it comes to equal treatment!

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Commentary:
"When life hands you lemons, make sure they don't see it coming! Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets lemon juice in their eye."

You come from dust and you'll return to dust, so that's why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, skipping dusting isn't just laziness, it's a way to keep your loved ones safe. Who knows, that dusty shelf might just be a distant cousin waiting to make a surprise appearance!"

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic pen-clicking dilemma – caught between the wrath of others and the undeniable urge to fidget! It's like a battle of wills, with the pen emerging as the unsuspecting weapon of choice. Just one more click for the road, right? Who knew such a tiny device could spark such big emotions!"

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Commentary:
Marriage, the ultimate crash course in getting to know someone! It's like signing up for a lifetime subscription of surprises, both delightful and, well, not so much. But hey, at least you've got a front-row seat to the sitcom that is married life!

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Commentary:
"Twitter: Where you can have deep conversations with yourself and occasionally get interrupted by strangers 🐦🗣️ #TalkingToMyself #TwitterLife"