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5 months ago
Share →: How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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Well, seeing someone you respect on an e-scooter is like discovering your elegant grandma rocking a pair of trendy, neon sneakers! 🛴🕶️ It's a delightful clash of elegance and modernity that deserves a double-take and a moment of amusement! 😄 Let's just hope they navigate those wheels with the grace and poise they carry in other aspects of their life! 🙌👵
5 months ago
Share →: Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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"Still searching for that special someone who will show me the same level of dedication as those eager passengers who pop out of their seats the MOMENT the plane touches down. 🛬✈️ #RelationshipGoals #PatienceIsAVirtue"
5 months ago
Share →: When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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"Why don't you have kids?" 🧐

"Dingoes." 🤷‍♂️🦘

Because apparently, I'm too busy fending off wild Australian dogs to start a family! 🤣👶 #DingoDefense
5 months ago
Share →: Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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"Who needs security alarms when you have a natural defense system like that? 😱💨 Better hope your guests have strong noses and a good sense of humor! 😂 #PanicRoomActivated"
5 months ago
Share →: I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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"Don't worry about setting the table for me, I come pre-canceled! 🙅‍♂️🚫 Let's just cut to the chase and plan a rain check instead! ☔😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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"Ah, the magic of Twitter – where even a simple 'hi' can be met with a 'actually, wrong!' 🐦😂 It's like a fast-track to being corrected by strangers online! #TwitterTales"
5 months ago
Share →: Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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"Who needs a gym when you can just dodge acquaintance ambushes for your daily fitness routine? 🚶‍♂️💨 #StepsAchieved #DodgingSkillsOnPoint"
5 months ago
Share →: When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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"Sometimes you just need a virtual hourglass to flip and casually drop the 'out of time' bomb like a pro therapist! ⏳💬😅 #SorryNotSorry"
5 months ago
Share →: Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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Oh, the good ol' days when declaring your love for bacon required some serious effort and commitment! 🥓📞 Just imagine the struggle of having to actually use our voices to profess our undying love for crispy goodness instead of just typing it out casually on social media. Ah, simpler times indeed! 😄
5 months ago
Share →: I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Commentary:
"Talk about blind faith 🙈! Getting tattooed in an invisible spot takes a special kind of self-assurance…or a really trusting tattoo artist! 😅 Who needs a mirror when you've got guts like that? 🦾💉 #ConfidenceGoals"