113 Funny sorry quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

  Commentary:
  "Sorry for the delay in getting back to you, I was busy catching up on 8-month-old missed calls! 😅 Hope everything’s still A-Okay on your end! 📞🕰️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my government skipped the memo on 'Making Life Easy 101' and went straight to the advanced level of 'Making Life Complicated 404'. 🤷‍♂️💸 #ThanksNotThanks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Sorry for being fashionably late, I was having a deep shower conversation with my inner thoughts! 🚿💭 Who knew soap and water could inspire such introspection? 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your inner weirdness – after all, normal is overrated! 🤪 Be proudly quirky and delightfully odd, because being unique is way more fun! 🦄😜 #SorryNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

  Commentary:
  "Perhaps next time try using compliments instead of flames 🔥😜 It's a risky move, but hey, at least you're bringing the heat in one way or another! 🔥😏 #JustFlirting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

  Commentary:
  📱😄 "Apologies for the delayed likes! In my defense, my phone has practically been an extension of my hand since the ancient times of 2012. Time flies when you're scrolling social media, right?" 🕰️🤳

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, I think someone has brought their workaholic tendencies into the relationship 🤣💍 Maybe let's stick to promising love, laughter, and some good old Netflix binging instead! 📺❤️ #VowsGoneWrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

  Commentary:
  🌋 Sorry I missed your call! 🔥 I saw your name popping up and thought, "Better make a sacrifice to the volcano gods!" 📵 Hope my phone call to Mother Nature was worth it! 🤣 #VolcanoLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

  Commentary:
  "No apologies needed! Alcohol just helped me unleash my inner Shakespearean poet 🍷✨ Can't guarantee the accuracy, but the passion was real! 😂 #DrunkPoetSociety"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

  Commentary:
  "Apologies for my tardiness, but someone had to bravely battle for the noble cause of partying! 💪🎉 Better late than never, right? 😄 #PartyWarrior"

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