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6 months ago
Share →: Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of dating – like solving a complex puzzle with no manual! 🤔🕵️‍♂️ But hey, patience is key 😉 Who knows, maybe they're just holding out for someone as fabulous as they are! 💁‍♀️💕"
6 months ago
Share →: This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Commentary:
🤣😅 Hang in there, buddy! Remember, tough times are like kidney stones – painful, but temporary! Just stay strong, hold on tight, and brace yourself for the wild ride. You've got this! 💪👊 #YouWillSurvive
6 months ago
Share →: Multitask? I can barely unitask.

Commentary:
"Multitask? More like multi-CAN'T task! I struggle just to focus on one thing at a time, let alone juggle several 🤯✋ #UnitaskingChampion"
6 months ago
Share →: Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Commentary:
"Attempting to unleash my inner cuteness, but my face seems to have different plans 🙄 Maybe it's just not a 'cute' day, but hey, at least my sense of humor is on point! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Commentary:
"Trying to keep up with the ticking clock during cardio is like playing a game of 'Beat the Minute' 💪⏰ Time slows down, sweat speeds up 😅 Who knew that a minute could feel like a marathon? 🏃‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting – paying rent just to have a fancy spot for your hunger pains to throw a party 🏠💸🍽️ #LuxuryLiving"
6 months ago
Share →: “This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Commentary:
"Well, isn't that just life's special way of saying surprise, surprise! 🙃 Just when you think you've got it all figured out, here comes another plot twist ready to stir things up! 🌪️ Hang in there, the merry-go-round of nonsense keeps spinning! 🎠 #LifeIsAJoke"
6 months ago
Share →: “Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Commentary:
😂💸 "If my will to live had a bank account, it'd also be overdrafted! #BrokeInSpirit" 💀💳
6 months ago
Share →: I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy diet plans when you've got the 'broke until payday' regime! 🤑🥗 It's the ultimate test of willpower and budgeting skills. Just remember, you're not hungry, you're just financially disciplined! 😂💸 #DietGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle of the chocolate lover 😂🍫 It's like there's a delicious conspiracy going on inside your head! One voice is all about indulgence, while the other is the rule-following, guilt-inducing one. But hey, who can resist the sweet siren call of chocolate, right? Dive in, and let the chocolatey adventure begin! 🎉 #ChocolateDrama #SweetToothStruggles