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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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