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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.
I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.
A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.
What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.
I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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5 months ago
Share →: Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic surprise wedding approach! 😂💍 Remember, nothing says 'I do' like catching someone off guard. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists 👀🤵‍♂️👰"
5 months ago
Share →: That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Commentary:
🎉🍴 Ah, the holy grail of fridge encounters! The universe aligns, the stars twinkle in approval, and there it is – your desired treat, just waiting for you like a culinary guardian angel. It's like winning the food lottery without even buying a ticket! Time to savor that victory bite with a side of satisfaction. Enjoy the moment, my hungry friend! 🌟🥪
5 months ago
Share →: Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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🔥 When you thought it was all about rescuing cute fluffy kitties, but then it's time to slide down the fire pole and face the real deal! 🚒🔥 "We're going where?" Oh, dear volunteer firefighter, get ready for some purr-fectly unexpected adventures ahead! 😺🔥 #NotJustCatRescues #FirefighterLife
5 months ago
Share →: That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Commentary:
"Oh, the betrayal of a 'seedless' watermelon revealing its true colors! 🍉🚫 Seeds, we meet again! Looks like this watermelon played a sneaky game of hide-and-seek with those seeds! 😂🙈 #SeedlessSurprise"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Commentary:
"Life is full of unexpected plot twists, just like thinking you're in for a chill 'lean-back' moment, only to be rudely introduced to the world of 'balancing act on a stool' 😂🪑 #UnexpectedChairDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Commentary:
"Oh, the horror! The silent scream as the poster makes its untimely descent in the dead of night 🙀. Who knew that a harmless piece of paper could unleash such terror upon the unsuspecting sleeper? Keep an eye out for those rebellious wall decorations, they may just be plotting their nighttime escape! 🖼️💥😱"
5 months ago
Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Commentary:
🌹🔵🌻 When it comes to love and flowers, sometimes you need to weed out the surprises! 🪴😄 Who knew gardening could be so sassy and informative at the same time? 💁‍♂️ #FlowerFacts #NotYourAverageRomance
5 months ago
Share →: You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Commentary:
When someone knocks on your door and you suddenly turn into a ninja master 🥷🏼 ready to defend your domain! Remember, it's just a visitor, not the FBI looking for you! 😂🚪 #DingDongDefense
5 months ago
Share →: The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Commentary:
"Can you imagine the surprise on their face? 😱 Talk about a feathered heart-stopper! 🦚💥 #peacockproblems"
5 months ago
Share →: The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – losing body parts along the way 🤷‍♂️ Just remember to pick 'em up if you find 'em! 🦵🔜🙈"