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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Spotted on Twitch:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Shared recently on Slack:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Just landed via Telegram:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Reported on Twitch:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Trending via Snapchat:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Just landed via WeChat:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Shared recently on X:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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