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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¨ has copied:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ has downloaded:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡« has shared:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Έ has bookmarked:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ώ has viewed:

We can’t both age regress at the same time β€” someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ό has shared:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

Trending via Threads:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Freshly posted on X:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I have to stand in the shower about this.

Trending via YouTube:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Spotted on Messenger:

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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99 shares on TikTok this month:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

56 shares on X this month:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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Just say, β€œMy future husband would never do that,” and move on.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say β€œit makes sense that you would think that”.

12 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

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Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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The dragon with the girl tattoo.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

14 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

20 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡· has copied:

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² has copied:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡« has bookmarked:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬ has viewed:

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡² has downloaded:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡­ has shared:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡· has copied:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡² has copied:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡· has viewed:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Breaking via WeChat:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Live now on WeChat:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Trending via YouTube:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Making waves on WeChat:

β€œI’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Just landed via Threads:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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