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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!
2 weeks ago
Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.
2 weeks ago
Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.
2 weeks ago
People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.
2 weeks ago
Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.
1 month ago
Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.
1 month ago
Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.
1 month ago
If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.
1 month ago
Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.
1 month ago
“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.
2 months ago
Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.
2 months ago
Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.
2 months ago
I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.
2 months ago
I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.
2 months ago
If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.
2 months ago
No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.
2 months ago
Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.
2 months ago
Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.
3 months ago
Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.
3 months ago
If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.
3 months ago
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