172 Funny talk quotes

• Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

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  7 days ago

  conversation, friend, friends, humor, i, millennial, sex, sometimes, talk, wish

• I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

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  1 week ago

  annoyance, call, communication, etiquette, i, miss, nostalgia, people, phone, phone call, public, speakerphone, talk

• Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

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  1 week ago

  conversation, feeling, frustration, game, having, interaction, loneliness, nobody, playing, social, social interaction, talk, worst

• Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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  1 week ago

  commentary, conversation, good, humor, library, need, people, place, places, quiet, quiet place, silence, social, social commentary, start, talk, where

• Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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  1 week ago

  bond, college, conversation, forming, friendship, humor, interaction, people, powerful, social, social interaction, talk, twice, unspoken

• Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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  1 week ago

  actually, humor, i, interaction, internet, online, outside, people, social, social interaction, sometimes, stranger, strangers, talk, wonder

• Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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  1 week ago

  another, barber, conversation, customer, etiquette, getting, haircut, humor, own, please, social, social etiquette, started, talk, talking

• My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

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  1 week ago

  give, humor, i, just, kid, kids, M&M, marriage, me, room, secret, seeing, serious, snack, surprise, talk, thought, wanted, wife

• I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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  1 week ago

  candy, dark, dark room, eating, humor, i, illegal, irony, liked, me, movie, movie theater, room, seeing, silence, snack, talk, theater, thought, where

• (pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.

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  1 week ago

  Bart, family, guys, humor, i, just, kids, man, parenting, second, talk, told, turning, TV, want

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