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89 Funny talk quotes

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Funny Quotes Mar 16, 2025

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025