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93 Funny talk quotes

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

2 weeks ago

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

2 weeks ago

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

2 weeks ago

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

2 weeks ago

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

1 month ago

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

1 month ago

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

1 month ago

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

1 month ago

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

1 month ago

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

2 months ago

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

2 months ago

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

2 months ago

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

2 months ago

I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

2 months ago

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

2 months ago

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

2 months ago

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

2 months ago

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

3 months ago

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

3 months ago

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

3 months ago