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Trying to convince my alarm clock that I have a promising future as a professional napper 😴⏰😂
177 Funny talk quotes
When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.
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Adding a lab coat to the mix of passion and experiments! 👩🔬🔬❤️
I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.
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Not sure if I'm deep in thought or just buffering… 🤔😅 #AwkwardSilence
The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.
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When a Boomer asks about your salary before mentioning the weather forecast 😂🌦️#BoomerMoves
No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.
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Hope your sweet talk sounds like a buffering video 📡😂🔄
Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.
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Wow, I'd love to join a generation where discussing spreadsheets isn’t the main thing in Excel meetings 😂📊🍆
I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.
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Who knew speakerphones had "unlimited audience" mode? 📢🙉😂
Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.
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When you've defeated the final boss but the real challenge is getting someone to listen to your epic tale 🎮🤔📢
Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.
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Silent discos for introverts are the future! 📚🤫🎧
Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.
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Only in college can an acquaintance you barely remember end up in your wedding photos 📸🤔🎓