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Wow, I'd love to join a generation where discussing spreadsheets isn’t the main thing in Excel meetings 😂📊🍆
172 Funny talk quotes
I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.
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Who knew speakerphones had "unlimited audience" mode? 📢🙉😂
Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.
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When you've defeated the final boss but the real challenge is getting someone to listen to your epic tale 🎮🤔📢
Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.
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Silent discos for introverts are the future! 📚🤫🎧
Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.
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Only in college can an acquaintance you barely remember end up in your wedding photos 📸🤔🎓
Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.
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Having an existential crisis every time I step outside: Are you my online buddies or just NPCs? 🤔🤖👀
Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.
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Sure, let's protect the sacred silence between me and my barber—communication involves scissors and nods, not dialogue! 💇♂️✂️🙊
My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.
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When you think you're being summoned for a family board meeting, but it's actually a secret candy operation 🍫🤫😂
I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.
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Turns out I've been training for the Olympics in stealth candy consumption 🍬🎬🤫
(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.
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Guess it's time for a masterclass in "What Not to Say," starring Bart Simpson! 😂📺🗣️