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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

3 months ago

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

3 months ago

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

3 months ago

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

3 months ago

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

3 months ago

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

3 months ago

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

3 months ago

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

3 months ago

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

3 months ago

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

3 months ago

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

3 months ago

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

3 months ago

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

3 months ago